The Man Who Went Into the Office Dry and Came out Wet
(Or “The Day The Roof Fell In On Don”)
by J. Carl Brooksby for my son, Don, the victim
At CLH Computers,
Don, the manager, sits alone
And thinks of all the good times
And how the company has grown.
It is the rainy season,
Though rain is scarce to see
At the building where this good man works
In the city of Tempe
Last night they’d had a good storm.
It had rained an inch or so,
But the building seemed to take it well,
Though hard the wind did blow.
But unbeknownst to one and all,
The roof drain was plugged up.
And all the rain that had come down
Was held, like in a cup.
‘Twas a bright and sunny morning.
In the cubicle he did stand.
He’d gone to see his helper, Ben.
Who was his right hand man.
He heard a noise above him,
And upward he did stare.
He saw the ceiling bulging down.
It gave him quite a scare!
He quickly turned to leave in haste,
But alas, he heard a roar.
The roof came down and smote him;
Knocked that big man to the floor.
Down gushed the water with its might
As he lay stunned below.
With thundering force he was swept out.
Through the hallway he did go.
He couldn’t breathe; he couldn’t move.
Was at the mercy of the waters.
His life flashed quickly through his mind,
And he thought of his son and daughters.
As luck would be, there was a wall;
He hit it with his head.
Then, slowly he began to rise
When he found he wasn’t dead.
And, dripping water head to toe,
To the lobby he did run,
And in his strongest voice did yell,
“Call 911! Call 911!”
Did anyone call 911?
I answer loudly, “No”.
Curiosity took hold of them.
Toward his office they did go.
Back to that wretched mess he went,
Mid the rubble and debris.
Unplugging eight computers,
Stood in water to his knees.
When finally the place calmed down,
He sat down to relax.
But soon his head and shoulder felt
Like he’d been smitten with an axe.
He called upon his dear sweet wife
To tell her of his woe.
She listened, then let out a gasp,
And to his rescue she did go.
And thus was the day when the roof came down;
The manager’s head still aches.
Heaven save us all from a fate like that
In the building at CLH.
(Author’s note: The above actually happened, on August 29, 2008)